Lacrosse, Liz Lemon!
So, I realize that my last couple posts have been a little self-indulgent and vague, but that is the nature of my writing I guess. In an effort to avoid sounding melodramatic all the time, this entry will be devoted solely to outlining my Top Ten Favorite 30 Rock Quotes (which are, consequently, also the Top Ten Reasons You Should Be Watching 30 Rock). So here we go:
10. ”I’m doing the robot backwards into a Starbucks…that’s not even my dog! Yes, I steal dogs.” - Tracy Jordan
9. ”I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the Devil’s temperature!” - Kenneth the Page
8. Liz: “I wolfed my teamster sub for you!”
Floyd: “Wait, no, is that a saying?”
7. ”I studied fried chicken at the School of Hard Knocks!” - Tracy Jordan
6. “You are vindictive, Liz Lemon! Don’t deprive the good people of Cleveland of their Ikea.” - Floyd
5. (To Jack, after his sister punches Liz) ”I want you to punch your sister in the face.” - Liz Lemon
4. “I’m gonna be so rich my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse, Liz Lemon. Lacrosse!” - Tracy Jordan
3. Jack: “I want full stake in the Arby’s franchise we bought outside of Telluride.”
2. (Two Classic Jack Lines)
”Every time I meet a new person I figure out how I’ll fight them. You have a gimpy right knee, right?”
”Look how Greenzo’s testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.”
1. And nothing sums up why I love this show more than this exchange:
Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?
Honorable Mentions:
Tracy: You know what, I’m gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I?
Liz: I’m feeling pretty drunk.
Jack: Well, it’s business drunk. It’s like rich drunk, either way it’s legal to drive.
