February 2010
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How have I never considered this?
popculturebrain: witticismparadise: why is Hoku’s “Another Dumb Blonde” the theme song 2 the movie Snow Day and Hoku’s “Perfect Day” the theme song to the movie Legally Blonde? So bizarre.
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January 2010
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WatchWatch
comedycentral: azizisbored: Aziz Ansari Discusses R. Kelly on Kimmel Digg It Love it. looooooove it.
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Hold my calls...
I started out writing a post because Sally said I never post anything…. BUT THEN, I discovered that 21 Jump Street is on hulu, bitches! So, I’ll be watching all of that before I can even think of being productive. 
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March 2009
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Listenpatrickcassels: In Vanity Fair’s January 2009...
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November 2008
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Like I've been saying for years... →
Nov 25th
OH HELL YES
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October 2008
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Best Week Ever: Beards →
Soooo….I have a thing for beards. Sue me.
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September 2008
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“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting...”
– Ben Franklin or Albert Einstein, who knows? This proves it. I am certifiably crazy. 
Sep 21st
Lacrosse, Liz Lemon!
So, I realize that my last couple posts have been a little self-indulgent and vague, but that is the nature of my writing I guess. In an effort to avoid sounding melodramatic all the time, this entry will be devoted solely to outlining my Top Ten Favorite 30 Rock Quotes (which are, consequently, also the Top Ten Reasons You Should Be Watching 30 Rock). So here we go: 10. ”I’m doing the...
Sep 20th
“Look at what everyone else is doing…and then do something completely...”
– Chef Duff Goldman The best advice I’ve gotten in ages
Sep 20th
Deer in the Headlights
So, at about 11:30 last night I was driving home from work at the theater and I wasn’t really paying attention to the road (surprise, surprise). As I veer off the highway for my exit, singing Ben Folds at the top of my lungs, I very slowly process that there are two huge deer just hanging out right in the middle of the road. As my headlights came around the curve and stared them straight in...
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Monday, Monday
So, a little less than two weeks ago, I began my senior year of college. And all I can say is: Yikes. A senior in college. Hell, I remember being in the first grade and feeling like people in their 20’s were ancient. An age that I would never be.  Well, here I am. What amazes me the most, though, is the fact that I, bookworm and uber-nerd extraordinaire (if you ask any of my high school...
Sep 16th
Finish it? Nah.
Well, by now it has become woefully apparent that I did not complete my Summer 100 list by the allotted date. HOWEVER, I refuse to feel defeated/upset/unfulfilled about this because of one simple fact: I had an amazing summer.  On the record, probably one of my top three summers of all time…thanks in large part to the fact that I went out and did things, felt inspired, caused some trouble,...
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August 2008
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Listen#33. Go see Pineapple Express Yeaaaa….saw...
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THE LIST
100 Things to Do Before Summer Ends: The 2008 Edition Get ice cream from an ice cream truck Build a sand castle Make lemonade from scratch Take a nap on a hammock Tie-Dye Something Watch ‘The Sandlot’ Have a water balloon fight Go jet-skiing Catch fireflies  Visit 5 different states: Virginia, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York  Play on...
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